witty one liners
Witty Wife, Better Life
by LittleRat5030
After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang.He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear.Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half …
Madam, Your Identities are being Exposed One by One!
by Nnaise
A menace. A delinquent. A disappointment. If you ask anyone how they would describe Jiang Yue, it would be those three words. She has a bad reputation. She dropped out from school at the age of 6. She left her father who was in a vegetative state to roam around and wreck havoc in other cities. That's what she is known for. They all thought she spent her days just getting into trouble, living life recklessly. What others didn't know though was those words are far from what she actually is! A Geni…
One more catty, one more attribute point
by Sister Huang Xing is here
Su Heng had traversed to a world where demons were resurrecting, and the human realm was like hell.Water ghosts, fog demons, and drought monsters... powerful demons plagued the land. Major clans used fierce spirits for medicine, residing high above the clouds, while common folk struggled desperately amidst a divine, eerie apocalypse.In these chaotic times, Su Heng awoke with the talent of a Celestial Eater.His body grew limitlessly, gaining a property point for every pound he gained in weight.Th…
THE UNDISPUTED ONE
by Elsie_Newton
THIS BOOK IS UNDERGOING EDITING "Brother Chen! Cousin slapped me!" Anna said as she tried squeezing her tears out. "JANE LU! What did I tell you about harming my fiancee?" An angry voice filled the venue attracting everyone's attention as Edward went forward to cover his fiancee."Just look at your fiancee, why would I slap her and commit animal abuse? I am also kind incase you never knew."Jane replied them with a lazy smile on her lips as she checked out her well polished nails.She is Jane Lu, T…
The Deceitful One
by PandaDumpling
With the advent of steam power, mankind has advanced and ushered in the industrial revolution. This is the age of steam locomotives, automatons, guns, and cannons, as well as curses, magic, artifacts, and the occult.Hidden in the shadows are a group of extraordinary people who wield enormous power and strange abilities that normal people cannot even begin to comprehend. They are known as Transcendents!Bryan, a wily thief with a penchant for mischief, lost his parents at a very young age and was …
Plus One
by M.N.Forgy
No feelings.No lies of calling the next day, and no empty promises of not banging anyone’s mother.If I could act like I’ve never met a set of twins I screwed on the same night, thinking they were the same person, then I could do this.It was the perfect set up for a fake relationship and it was simple.We faked our smiles, we faked our laughs; hell, we even faked our love. It wasn’t real.But that kiss was anything but fake, and the orgasm was anything but pretend.Somehow my plus one had become mor…
my witty girlfriend
by indian_drumstick
Bhaskar is not your ordinary loner romcom protagonist he is more like a person who is side character in this stories. He is not too good to be the lead of shoujo and he is also not too bad to play the loner role.He is just person who plays the role of average person like most of us.His life changes when he meets this beautiful,composed,smart.and popular girl Anuja but is she actually like this or does she have a another personality which no one knows.This is the story of how this 2 fake people f…
One and Done
by CaseysPen
Jessie just wanted a hot makeout session with a stranger for her fortieth birthday. A one and done, that's all he was only this stranger wouldn't go away. Between her night job at the bar and her day job at the bakery, she hardly had time to raise her teenage kids and lord knows she had nothing special to offer a man, especially this man. Her ex-husband had made sure you knew that all too well before he left her with tons of bills and too little money.Min Jun spent the best years of his life as…
THE BELOVED ONE
by NicksCart
Khusus Dewasa!!NOVEL : THE BELOVED ONE : SAAT CINTA MEMANGGILSINOPSIS PART 2 (LGBT)20 th kemudian Nicky dan Bagas mempunyai anak semata wayang namanya AYRAA GINANTA.Sedangkan Hana dan Raka mempunyai dua anak kembar, yang pertama CHELLO KANSYA dan yang kedua CAYLA KANSYA.Chello dan Ayraa di jodohkan dari mereka masih bayi mungil, tapi AYRAA putri Bagas dan Nicky mencintai laki-laki lain, di mana laki-laki yang di cintai putri Bagas adalah seorang GAY yang bernama DANISH AILLENNah loh....!! bagaim…
Chiyo & The Witty Banter
by Pop_Cantasy
A shy college girl and her cunning classmate team up to win over their respective crushes, but as their plan unfolds, they find themselves drawn to each other in ways they never expected.
Cute Baby: One Plus One
by Thousand Layer Snow
Rumor has it that Big Boss Quan, a man of overwhelming power, was forced into a shotgun wedding overnight because of a baby.Rumor has it that his wife is the lucky cinderella in a rags-to-riches story.Hidden beneath the rumors, he is the "I want to turn over and be the boss!""In your dreams!"On their wedding night, she drunkenly declared her sovereignty, only to be met with a starving tiger pouncing on its prey."Sign it! We're getting a divorce!"Looking at the divorce agreement, he sneered,Raise…
The Rebellious Nun and the Witty Taoist
by PirateSasha
"The Rebellious Nun and the Witty Taoist" spins a tale of martial arts, mischief, and the occasional fish fry in the world of Jianghu. Mei Lin, once a spirited nun known for sneaking smokes instead of meditating, finds herself entangled in the intrigues of the Black Moon Sect following her audacious escape from the confines of the White Lotus Temple. Rising as the Scarlet Shadow, the Evil Sect leader's cunning strategist and rumored paramour, she becomes both a figure of awe and consternation fo…
The Supreme One
by priya012
He was a seeker! Not a believer!He was uncovering the mystery of the Earth in his entire life.However, his past was miserable.A coward!A slave!A loner!A genius who was a slave of the University king.The same king who brutally killed his entire family.....When he reached the peak of his life, he learned what ordinary people could see is only the tip of Earth.He understands that Earth wasn't as everyone had thought it to be.~People with Abilities existed everywhere.Powerful entities controlled the…
Witty Name about the Force
by Aisumnetes
Axel was once human, yet that was of his past life. Axel became a Zabrak after his bastard of a sister betrayed him leaving him behind for the endless void known as space to devour him. Axel will be known in his new life, he will become Dark Lord Axel and yet Grandmaster Axel of the Galatic Republic. What will he choose what challenges will he face towards his freshly paved path
Nivisha the phoenix-the story of a witty girl
by Lakshmi_Narayanan_4970
My back hurts,My arms bleed ,My face sucks to strech my wings
THE CEO’S WITTY SON: LEONARDO CASSA
by Theafricangirll
17 year old Leonardo is smart, intelligent, popular and a genius.but guess what? he's the clumsiest naughtiest and most sassy brat you'll ever meet. he gets away with everything.not until someone Suggest something so horrificit might end up turning his 'perfect' life around.
She's Sweet, Witty, Adorable but Naughty
by Abiee
She was a teenage girl at the age of seventeen. She grew up living with her mother. She never asked about her father nor did she care about having a father figure in her life.Until one day, the story changed. A certain rich man was disturbing her."What do you want from me?" "Your mother and her daughter""Nonsense!". Her oval face was twisted in fury. This man dares to have thoughts concerning her and her sweetheart."Hua'er, please tell our daughter to stop bullying me", the man whined."Kira, sto…
A Fool Painter But Eventually Becomes a Witty Professor
by Daio_Qiz
Alex Thomarsi, a fool painter with heterochromia traits. Always get laughed and sometimes is bullied. Until one day, he accidentally stumbled and hit his head on a LEVEL Stone and immediately a system was installed in him.He begins to create more painting that have its peerless beauty. And is called by the palace. And, he's totally will not be used by them. So, what happens when he regains a title, a Professor?Flashback.Past. More funny acts from the MC. And, remembering the girl with brown hair…